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[โ€“] MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What happened when you tried to jump? I can't picture this.

[โ€“] idiomaddict@feddit.de 14 points 5 months ago

I could spring from my ankles, but getting my knees involved made me mess up the timing and I got no lift.

[โ€“] Ohbs@lemmy.world 14 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I second the curiosity. What would it look like? Sudden crouching? Paralyzing indecision?

[โ€“] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm picturing those seizure goats

[โ€“] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forgive the audio, recommend muting, but I expect it might have been similar to this video of a woman who does not know how to jump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1EVWeek7Kk

What in the world. Thanks, this simultaneously explains so much and so little.