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[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is this an app, a website? I need to start finding those woke businesses so I can be sure to buy from them.

[–] Kamikazimatt@sh.itjust.works 51 points 5 months ago (10 children)
[–] odium@programming.dev 61 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Boeing is also woke according to them lol. I know someone who interned at boeing. They made him watch a mandatory anti-racism video where they weirdly focused on racism against white people.

Boeing is the opposite of woke.

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 30 points 5 months ago

Mandatory training always covers things some idiot once did, and now everyone has to suffer through dumb videos.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Do you have a portrait of Hitler hanging above your bed? No? Woke!

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago

A hail a day keeps the woke away

[–] grrgyle 4 points 5 months ago

Rofl reminds me of an acquaintance saying how anyone can be discriminated against (true), "like me," they went on, "for being tall and blonde" (that's not really...)

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 15 points 5 months ago

“Liberate yourself from the corporate wokehold.”

Thank you. I haven’t even looked up any companies yet and it’s already hilarious!

[–] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 12 points 5 months ago

Thanks, finally we can easily avoid "woke free" companies

[–] Successful_Try543@feddit.de 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Sorry guys, Pfizer is "Extremely Woke" too.

[–] Bassman1805@lemmy.world 8 points 5 months ago

I mean, that was obvious to anybody paying attention in 2021.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Their DEI link is to Rick Astley. (bottom of the page) Hardee har motherfuckers

They handily provide a link that ONLY shows you the woke brands - I will be moving as many of my purchases as possible to those brands. Thanks buywokefree.com!

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This has to be an Elwood's Organic Dog Meat situation, right? Surely they're making fun of the kind of people who would look for a website to tell them what brands are woke

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

The Rickroll at the DEI link does make me wonder if I'm being too credulous.

[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

Goldman Sachs? Pfizer? These people are so braindead

[–] VeryImportantUser@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

I will be moving as many of my purchases as possible to those brands.

Time to give Jeff Bezos all my money to own the republicans.

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

Well I've got some news for you...

[–] lud@lemm.ee 5 points 5 months ago

Lol, I don't recognise a single brand from the "woke free" list

[–] QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

There's a link at the bottom labeled, "Our Diversity, Equity, & Inclusion Program", and it was exactly what I expected.

[–] flames5123@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It’s crazy that Tesla is on the front page of here, but when I type in Tesla, there are no results. So broke of a website.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago

HMB I'm gonna go replace everything I own with Oracle products to fight the Woke Mind Virus™

[–] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 months ago