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Sounds like a dealbreaker (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] nefonous@lemmy.world 44 points 5 months ago (42 children)

I'm still waiting the rest of the world to find out that there are so many types of pizza with no cheese

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 1 points 5 months ago (3 children)

What is this, Theseus' pizza? How many of the traditional ingredients can you replace and still consider it a pizza?

[–] nefonous@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What defines something as pizza is the base, not the toppings. Of course there are some common and more classic toppings, but those include also no cheese pizzas

[–] Skates@feddit.nl 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The base is bread. The pizza is defined as the base + cheese + tomato sauce + various toppings.

a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomatoes and cheese, typically with added meat, fish, or vegetables.

Source: the dictionary.

[–] nefonous@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

The base is not bread. Even your definition doesn't call it bread. It's pizza. And a random American dictionary is hardly a source.