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[–] pearsaltchocolatebar@discuss.online 99 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I mean, that logic got Brock Allen Turner, the rapist who now goes by Allen Turner, off the hook. I guess it's worth a shot.

[–] athos77@kbin.social 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Derek Chauvin would also like a word.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 points 3 months ago

Yeah? Well George Floyd would like to breathe.

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