this post was submitted on 25 May 2024
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[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You know how ex cons have that stereotype of ingesting their food in 3.5 seconds? It was like that, but with kids

[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I had a coworker assume that I was some sort of felon because of this.

No, just retail work in a shitty state that does not mandate any breaks for employees. You learn real quick how to eat a sandwich and be back on the floor in 2 minutes so your manager doesn't jump down your throat.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Here, have some love 💖💖💖!

What a nightmare.

[–] acetanilide@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Thank you 💖💖💖