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‘It's Important to Celebrate Your Accomplishments,' Says Woman Looking for Any Excuse to Buy a Cheesecake (reductress.com)
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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I lack the ability to learn from other people's mistakes. Please ruin my life and drop the recipe

[–] Jackcooper@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

Due to late night dumbs, I thought you were asking the guy posting the graph about making bacon for the recipe