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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 23 points 5 months ago (3 children)

how do i shot web?

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 13 points 5 months ago

πŸ•·οΈ

[–] StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

πŸ† πŸ’¦

[–] somnuz@lemm.ee 2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

To properly shoot web at anything, follow these simple steps:

  1. Aim your shooting adapted limb, abdomen, perforation, cavity, crevice or device,
  2. Find the sweet spot between accuracy and precision. Eye squint is optional for dramatic effect or β€” in some cases β€” even increased accuracy,
  3. Shoot

Possible outcomes:

  1. Preferable, you have hit your target. If you possess one of those flamboyant or more cocky styles, this is the perfect opportunity to use your well-prepared one-liner, punchline, slogan or motto. If you are on more villainous side of the spectrum, now is the time for your very intricate and extensive power monologue that is unavoidably the groundwork for your upcoming defeat or demise,
  2. Unfavorable, you have missed your target. Use your mixed Chill and Charisma perks to redirect the build-up of residual tension, sourness and shame onto other subjects. Great resource on how to handle those situations is the bestseller β€œYou were not born a loser, or how to invite success into your life with unfairly dealt hands, or how I started blasting” by Danny DeVito