There's a growing Neo-Nazi movement in Poland, we must be careful, it won't be long until the US starts supplying them with weapons.

Thankfully, I'm not black. I'm not blonde either and I don't have blue eyes but I should manage if the nazis take over.

EDIT: My mother is blonde with green eyes, maybe I could carry a picture of her as proof of my lineage if all left-wing movements fail and the liberals install another fake democracy controlled by the rich.