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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/insanepeoplefacebook@lemmy.world

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[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah well your spouse is now my spouse, oogity boogity I said the magic words. Also gimme all your shoes.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Granted. You are now on the hook for her child support payments for my raising her kids.

The one thing a sovcit can never do.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (2 children)

You didn't capitalize anything so I'm RUBBER and you're GLUE. It is now your RESPONSIBILITY as I have claimed my RIGHTS.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You didn't use EMOJIS so payment in the FORM of $1M upfront, THEN the usual PAYMENTS 😘🤣🤔🤑💥🦶🐢

[–] IphtashuFitz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Where’s your red ink thumbprint?

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Blast!

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

I think that's two things: raised kids, and paying child support.