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German politician's video of licking public toilets goes viral (www.thenews.com.pk)

submitted 6 months ago by pro_grammer@programming.dev to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 100 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Martin Neumaier, The Free Democratic Party (FDP) candidate for the district of Ostalb

Licking toilets is a fetish with no other people involved or harmed. Gross is an understatement in this case but whatever.

Much bigger problem is fdp, those are a highly professionalised bunch of assholes who systematically destroy democracy and sense of community in Germany. They are a threat to the country like cdu and afd.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with "m*********** rectally with a s** toy."

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage.

That ought to do it

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Thank you! It feels good to hear someone calling FDP assholes destroying the sense of community. FDP is working hard on keeping the working class poor, powerless and desperate. Trying to "save money" on the most disadvantaged people is disgusting. This alone is enough reason to disapprove of them.

I'd be more grossed out if I had to sit on a toilet seat that was licked by an FDP member than by someone licking the toilet seat.