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Parishioners Report Priest for Saying Jesus Died With Erection (www.thedailybeast.com)

submitted 6 months ago by jeffw@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Died with an erection or are the parishioners unable to get an erection anymore because Jesus took it away from them??

[–] jeffw@lemmy.world 35 points 6 months ago (2 children)

It’s a sin to get an erection, so Jesus took the burden and got the hardest cock you’ve ever seen.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

No wonder Mary Magdalene (??) got along so well with him.

[–] Thaurin@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

We’re really getting into Game of Thrones territory now…

[–] PhineaZ@feddit.de 4 points 6 months ago

It's not about seeing the holy cock, it's about feeling it