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[–] Senseless@feddit.de 110 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How should I know that you're supposed to slowly pull out anal beads? I started up my girlfriend like a chain saw the other day.

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 68 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you put your foot up for leverage? Or is that just for lawnmowers?

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 29 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Now you know for next time.

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is part of culture or of child lore or something.

Timeless

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 20 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

No worse than Marilyn Manson removing a rib to autofellate

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 6 months ago

I would think it's fairly obvious to pull things from a butthole slowly lest you end up with a mess on your hands.