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Anon shares their highschool mascot (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 52 points 6 months ago (3 children)

As an European, I can confirm that all Americans (south and north) are Yankee rednecks

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a Texan, I can't read goddamn thing between my wild diabetes eyes and rampant illiteracy

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 20 points 6 months ago

How can you afford wild diabetes in 2024? Even pasture raised costs an arm and a leg.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Eastern European = Southern America.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Hey, Yanks live in real America, those fake Americans to the north and south of us don't qualify. They can be rednecks, but not Yanks.