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[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

There's no hell and no afterlife. Go fuck her, it's fine.

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 15 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Don't fish in the company's pool.

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 49 points 6 months ago

Boss makes a dollar I make a dime

That's why I fish on company time

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 14 points 6 months ago (2 children)

People have that attitude in Korea, now the average number of children per woman is 0.7

Not per person, per woman

[–] Isoprenoid@programming.dev 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Meeting people at work is the worst way to meet people.

"Oh hey. Our major thing in common is that we're both working for the same business.

Lets hook up so that we can be constantly reminded of work when we see each other.

On top of that: if we break up (which is highly likely) it'll get awkward at the place where we gain money to pay for necessities."

No thanks.

Edit: Also the reason why Korea has a low birth rate isn't due to "not dating at work".

https://link.springer.com/chapter/10.1007/978-3-031-29666-6_9

[–] Sizzler 5 points 6 months ago

Counterpoint - sneaky sex at work.