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Like getting 9 women pregnant and expecting a baby in 1 month (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How did you fire your employer?

[–] Sarie@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

Uno reverse card.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I said "this is my contract mandated notice period, starting today".