Oh can we stop this? we have no large land predators. Indeed Australia is so peaceful as to give rise to the quokka that fearlessly approaches humans.

Sure if you piss off a kangaroo or deliberately antagonise a spider you might get hurt but you'd have to really really try and odds are you would just get fixed up in hospital.

This land is peaceful, it's inhabitants kind (well, except the humans, the English really did a number).

[–] notabot@lemm.ee 55 points 6 months ago (17 children)

NaevaTheRat? You're not really a rat are you? You're a Drop Bear. This is exactly the sort of thing a Drop Bear would post to entice more ~~victims~~ people to come to Australia.

Seriously though it's a country I'd love to visit one day.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 6 months ago (16 children)

I'm 3 rats in a trenchcoat

Come visit, if you come to the blue mountains hit me up and I'll take you on some more local knowledge bushwalks.

I hate our culture but I love the land and its slowtime history

[–] crusty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

3 rats disguised as a bigger rat in a trenchcoat

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago

We've been made. Scatter!

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