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A little girl said monsters were in her bedroom. It was 60,000 bees (www.bbc.co.uk)

submitted 4 months ago by SandbagTiara2816@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] djsoren19@yiffit.net 27 points 4 months ago (2 children)

60,000 of anything is basically a monster. I wouldn't even want to be confronted by 60,000 koalas.

[–] DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So. Much. Chlamydia.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Title of your autobiography!

[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

60,000 Guinea pigs

Prepare to be wheeked to death

[–] Kiernian@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

60,000 Guinea pigs

you leave my end users out of this. It's not their fault the higher ups chose a crappy software vendor