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The IT experience? (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That's a common reporting problem, there have been no "successful" attacks, you show value/work by making sure to note all the unsuccessful ones.

[–] Shareni@programming.dev 37 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Prints a 10m scroll daily containing automated probes and attacks

[–] KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Weekly report that says XXXX attempted/failed attacks of X type, of y type, etc. and the ability to produce the 70m scroll and generally talk about the stuff on request.

[–] Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 6 months ago

Unironically it might work. Have a filing cabinet with all the attacks that you can point too.