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🎵What do you get, when you never diet? 🎵 (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] m4xie 26 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dest.

She, was, rea-lly de-pressed.

Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dist!

Should-ah, gone-to, see-a the-ra-ah-pist!

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

rea-lly

I want you to know that read this like Ace Ventura to make the cadence work.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

[–] SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

I know it's a bit of a joke considering the post but I hope you're ok. Just in case it's not joke, if you need a hand getting to a therapist or just to vent I'm here to listen.