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No, really, he had received countless offers of marriage. Mostly from young gay men. OK, exclusively from young gay men, but it still counts.
If you’re a young gay man, that’s all you would want anyway, right?
Ok, it was exclusively from "somewhat old" gay men and obscenely drunk cat ladies.
Hm, where can I get an outfit like that?
You start with one cat. Then go to 7/11 for booze.
Wake up in the morning thinking you thought you let the cat out, but really you let the back alley cats in. So is life.