this post was submitted on 23 Apr 2024
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[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago (3 children)

And that local drunk would've went pro if it weren't for his bum knee.

[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or impregnating with a woman with big red hair

I threw four touchdowns in a single game

[–] trones@ythreektech.com 1 points 6 months ago

Are you Red Squeezebuzzer?!

[–] darkpanda@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?