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Demand ad companies take security seriously first and maybe we'll talk. (tesseract.dubvee.org)
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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 21 points 6 months ago (3 children)

How do you intend to acquire a congregation?

[–] bamboo@lemm.ee 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Where do I sign up?

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If he tells you, he'd be advertising and that's against his religion.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 6 months ago

Just live the principals and you're already a congregant, my child

[–] tyler@programming.dev 6 points 6 months ago

That’s not advertising, that’s prosthelytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services. And just telling someone about something isn’t advertising. It’s when you spend money or resources to bring attention to that thing that it counts as advertising. People keep saying that putting a sign on your building stating the company name is advertising. It’s not.

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 6 months ago

Seek and ye shall find.

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

well, they just picked up one follower.

[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 6 months ago (3 children)

By advertising. So it is now officially a religion since it's full of hypocrites.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Checkmate, atheists!

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

is there public awareness that isn't advertising?

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago

Yes, this isn’t advertising. It’s proselytizing. Advertising has to be for goods and services and it has to be explicit. Me telling you about the company I work for isn’t advertising.

[–] tyler@programming.dev 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That’s not advertising…

[–] hairynipple@lemmy.dbzer0.com 0 points 6 months ago

Thit's nit idvirteesing...

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lmao

I don't, i suppose

Word of mouth & direct delivery tablet cuneiform maybe, go old school