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This incredible millennial bought their first home just by making a packed lunch every day for a year and buying a winning lottery ticket (newsthump.com)

submitted 7 months ago by ZeroCool to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I read over two dozen financial advice books.

And after a decade of trial and error, I am proud to say that now that I'm nearing 40, I have discovered the secret to strong financial health is simple...

Find a high paying job and do that.

[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 11 points 7 months ago

...and no avocado toast, right?

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

Have you considered having rich parents?

[–] NoMoreLurkingToo@startrek.website 7 points 7 months ago

Or write financial advice books.