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[–] kadu@lemmy.world 228 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait, so you're telling me my doctors won't actually break into my residence illegally and discover that my wife is cheating with me with an opossum, making me contract a rare amoeba that can only be cured by injecting my spinal cord with pastrami?

[–] Strobelt@lemmy.world 156 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Best we can do is have your doctor cripplingly addicted to vicodin

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 55 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] nick@midwest.social 12 points 7 months ago

Have you tried getting more vitamin d?

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 8 points 7 months ago

What did you just call them??

getaloada this fancy pants with his primary care physician

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Yeah it was a bit unbelievable how they would get involved with the patients personal life. I worked with a guy a while ago who I was very confident was cheating on his wife. I didn't call his wife to tell her or tell him to knock it off.B

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

It's never lupus.