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I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."
Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.
I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.
That would be your Windows beer
For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.
I bet it’s just still water.