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Please drink verification can (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] MossyFeathers@pawb.social 34 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I... Kinda want one of those. Not to drink it, but to put it on my shelf and be like, "yeah, that's my Windows soda. I hear if you drink it you'll turn blue and die."

Tbh it might actually do that considering it's probably almost 30yrs old.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 6 months ago

I can't decide who's more likely to buy this (if it were new): current me out of nostalgia for a pretty good OS, or 1995 me went to Incredible Universe on release day to buy Windows 95.

[–] athkore@feddit.nu 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That would be your Windows beer

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 5 points 6 months ago

For the teetotalers: get Linux instead, for root beer.

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

I bet it’s just still water.