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What are the symptoms if one of these bites a woman?
The same as a man, she would get an erection, (that happens to the clitoris when a woman is aroused) then she would promptly die.
Your school system failed you if you don’t know that women’s genitalia swell up with blood just like men’s do when aroused.
"PERMANENT ERECTION."
Ghost penis
Sounds like a whole category of erotica fiction