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If some higher being kept humans as pets how would their treats be marketed? (pawb.social)

submitted 7 months ago by crimsonpoodle@pawb.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] Fluke@discuss.online 66 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Electronic rectangle with endless content. Engineered mix of rage-bait, cuteness, and fake news will have your hairless ape coming back for more again and again! 9/10 human veterinarians recommend! Guarantee reduced existential dread or your money back.

[–] variants@possumpat.io 7 points 7 months ago

You're making me want to join the Facebook vr world

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 2 points 7 months ago

Well my owner is definitely getting his money back or starting a class action suit for false advertising.