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[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 months ago (2 children)

You call the Lord 'Father'; I call him 'Daddy'.

[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I swear I'm a good girl...

For this reason I bow my knees before the Father Ephesians 3:14

Lot's of fun yet to be had taking other passages out of context.

[–] chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tbh I'm happy to take the naughty bits from Ezekiel fully in context. I'm in it for the donkey dong.

[–] Adi2121@lemmy.ml 8 points 5 months ago

Ahh yes, 23:20. A classic.

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 16 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Forgive me daddy 🙏 I've been a naughty girl 🥺

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I forgive you, no just kidding its spanking time

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

😩

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So it's time to start the slut era I guess

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Only an E-slut, for now :3

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

You lied to me 😪

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sorry, I can't physically touch people through a screen. If I figure out how to, I'll let you know 😘

[–] loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 5 months ago

Please let me know, I need this feature too, I would slap so many people that would be so frickin awesome