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[–] GlassedSilver@lemm.ee 40 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

Wow, sounds amazing. Also the base burger will be free, but that just includes the plate. For buns, patties, salad, cheese and anything else you'll be charged extra, adding up to about tenfold the outright price and you'll be incentived to help their business by bringing in a friend so you both can get free cheese.

edit: fixed phrasing

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The plate is also served with a 56 page Burger Consumer Licensing Agreement.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

End User Burger Agreement

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Just your standard BCLA, forced arbitration, etc.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago

“Ingredients Extra”