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submitted 7 months ago by hydroptic@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 75 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I'll kill you , you stupid bird!

If everything is high priority, nothing is high priority!

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 39 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

I had a list of 30 items I had to prioritize with clients the other day. We ended up with about two dozen Priority 1s and the rest were 2s.

So I had to go back and say, "let's prioritize the 1s" and at least got them to agree to 1.A, 1.B, and 1.C.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 31 points 7 months ago

This is why I really don't think absolute priority values work. I much prefer relative priority, i.e. dragging cards into an order.

Of course, the challenge with that is in clarifying that it's not a strict order in which tasks will be tackled.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

You are a wizard.

[–] ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 9 points 7 months ago

I have had multiple managers who are incapable of understanding this.