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What is the stupidest school rule you've ever had to deal with? (kbin.social)

submitted 7 months ago by yukichigai@kbin.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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Parent, student, or staff, what's the dumbest damn regulation you've personally come across at an educational institution?

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[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (1 children)

We had one teacher who decided this was the rule in his class and the school backed him. We also had an absolute madlad who insisted for 20 minutes that he needed to go to the toilet and when constantly refused shit his pants on purpose.

The teacher was fucking apoplectic demanding he get up and get out and he just sat there "You said no, deal with it. Call the principal down here if you dont like it but I'm not moving from this chair for another 10 minutes."

Nobody ever gave him a hard time about it, we all appreciated him taking one (or a 2) for the team they rescinded that policy shortly after.

[–] PM_Your_Nudes_Please@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

We had a fucking legend shit in a teacher’s trashcan when the teacher wouldn’t let him go to the bathroom. Teacher was one of the infamously strict “zero bathroom breaks, you should have gone before class and can hold it until afterwards” types. So after asking a few times and getting denied, the kid just dropped trou and squirted molten hatred into the teacher’s desk side trashcan.

And yes, the teacher changed his rule following the incident.