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Aw Crap: I Thought I Said Something Normal but My Therapist Responded “Let’s Unpack That” (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 7 months ago (3 children)

aw crap I tried to be truthful to my therapist and now I am being involuntarily committed!

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I just told mine, if I was going to do it… I wouldn’t be talking you you.

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Your you? Or you you?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

You’s yous.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

All I wanted was just a Pepsi

[–] melpomenesclevage@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

Okay this just went from funny-sad to 'way too real'.