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[–] madsnielxyz@lemmy.world 47 points 7 months ago (5 children)

none of my damn dresses have even the smallest of pockets. it's bullshit

[–] rachthegoldberg@lemmy.world 53 points 7 months ago (2 children)

the purse industry is in on this conspiracy

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

They literally are, this has been going on for a long time

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago

If only consumers could use their money to influence fashion and design

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

Glad someone caught that! :D

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

But now you can wear this pocketed briefs under your dress!

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I know this doesn't really solve the overall problem, but on Etsy you can find pocket belts. Essentially adding a cool looking pocket to your outfit.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Pocket belt? As in a fanny pack?

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Think either Batman or something like this ,which basically adds pockets to your clothes.

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That's what Big Fanny Pack wants you to think

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What about Little Fanny Pack?

[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Them too but their lobby is less powerful

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] tattletaletimes@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Lady's batarang

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Why did you buy them?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You can add pockets on your own. Or if lazy like me pay someone to do it for you

[–] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Men on the internet: Keep your microtransactions out of our video games!

Also men on the internet: Why don't you just pay an extra charge to render your clothes functional?

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world -1 points 7 months ago