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Open Source VS Company (lemmy.world)
submitted 7 months ago by devilish666@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
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[–] IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago (2 children)

On what planet do you live where people treat commercial requests nice? Clearly you haven't been in the industry long.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I presume OP works at a decently sized company, and they have magical people like PMs and CSMs that turn customer tantrums into neat little cards that he can push down the kanban.

[–] vithigar@lemmy.ca 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or a giant company where customer tantrums are just background noise that is easily ignored.

[–] Quill7513 3 points 7 months ago

Soothing white noise that helps you sleep

[–] habl@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

I always go to the headquarters of the commercial company in a bomb suit to request the update I need.