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submitted 7 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 36 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It was a one-time spell for the son of the main dev.

[–] Ihnivid@feddit.de 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rumor has it that anyone can transfer to another server on death, but there's a bunch of messy man pages that contradict each other.

[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't trust those man pages. They haven't been updated in almost 2000 years.