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God Announces Easter Weekend Double XP for all Churchgoers (hard-drive.net)
submitted 7 months ago by restingboredface@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Excited about this one. Lent debuff hit me hard this year.

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[–] CosmicTurtle@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

I wouldn't trust those man pages. They haven't been updated in almost 2000 years.