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Not seen: the 100,000 USD bill for the Apple Car

Alt text: A cartoon photo of a "Windows" car that is in need of maintenance and care, and an "Apple" car that just has an on/off switch

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[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So a heat gun and a screwdriver?

[–] Land_Strider@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Police are already being sent to your address we got through backdoors and they will make you compensate 20% of Apple's annual revenue (not profits). You are lucky you only mentioned unauthorized tools that can bring down Apple's hard-earned profits. This compensation can go up to 85% in the case where mentioned tools are also found in your vicinity.

[–] superb@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 8 months ago

Happy to do my part for Tim Apple’s profit margin 🫡🫡🫡