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Kids Explain How They’re Brainwashed By The ‘Woke’ Public School Agenda (www.theonion.com)
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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 30 points 8 months ago (1 children)

“I stopped stealing lunch money and started reallocating the means of production for cooperative use.”

Sounds like a win/win tbh

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 8 months ago

He and Damon need to team up