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[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

But like... Who would fuck a shark? Surely only another shark. Surely...

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sure some dolphins have

Edit: for anyone confused by why I said that, I implore you not to look it up. Continue to enjoy the beautiful majestic dolphin in innocence.

!No, seriously. Don't look it up. I'm not telling. Keep your innocent bliss!!<

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 6 points 8 months ago

You're not a pansexual unless you've given a sexy shark a Harkness Test.

[–] Shark@iusearchlinux.fyi 3 points 8 months ago

I know a few people.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 8 months ago

It's not a sexual thing, it's pure dominance over nature! Show the world who the true apex predator is

(source https://youtu.be/-zILOpnLW48)