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Daily Discussion Thread:๐Ÿข Fri 1 Mar 2024 (aussie.zone)
submitted 8 months ago by CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone to c/melbourne@aussie.zone
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Pinch punch first day of the month no returns

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[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If they close and you hit yourself with the trolley....could be a lawsuit

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'd be happy with free groceries.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You're married to a Lebanese.... Minimum 2 million settlement

I'm sure there a dozen cousins (at least) that will volunteer as witnesses and co-victims.

[โ€“] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh for sure. Hahaha. All named Mohammed.

[โ€“] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 2 points 8 months ago

There's for sure some Dannys there too.