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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)

submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm about to be 38 and this is still me. It's rare that I can sit somewhere and not be thinking of the thing that I'm dying to get back to. Even vacations are almost always a miserable experience. Is there a trick to turning off that part of my brain? I don't want to be anywhere but home 99% of the time.

[–] Ferrous@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Ever try smoking a fatty?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.

[–] Kenny@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something

[–] dgbbad@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Every day for years. All that did was make games less fun bc I couldn't remember what I was doing half the time. Ended up getting addicted to MTG and smoking and playing that with my roommates every waking hour of the day any time 2 or more of us were available.