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12-Year-Old Spends Entire Hiking Trip Fantasizing About Which Video Game He’ll Play When He Gets Home (www.theonion.com)
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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I don't see how sucking a pleasantly plump dick is going to help them appreciate nature, but it's worth a shot.

[–] Kenny@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Definitely worth a shot… I‘ve heard or something