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Norway To Start Hiding Its Standard Of Living To Make Other Countries Feel Better About Themselves (www.theonion.com)

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 48 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

The famous science fiction author Robert Heinlein wanted to tour the world with his wife Virginia. They had no interest in the northern hemisphere, they wanted to see the southern half.

Everywhere they went Robert wanted to get eyeballs on the economy, see what was really going on. He would always ask the cab drivers to take him to the worst part of town, where the poorest of the poor lived.

In Uruguay the driver took him to a modest neighborhood. The houses were very tiny, but well built, well taken care of. Flower beds out front, all that. Heinlein was a bit upset.

"I clearly asked you to take me to the poorest neighborhoods."

"Oh no senior! These are the poorest people! They are on government welfare and are very ashamed to live like this."

That was in the 80's. Imagine that.