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[–] GeekFTW@kbin.social 37 points 8 months ago (3 children)

That'll be what causes Skynet to rise.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

launches nukes "this is for the best"

[–] Kory@lemmy.ml 15 points 8 months ago
[–] T156@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Basically what happened to Ultron. He was on the internet for all of 10 minutes before deciding that humanity had to be eradicated.

[–] snooggums@midwest.social 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What took Ultron so long? I thought he was supposed to be some kind of technical Marvel.

Smh my head

[–] GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Perhaps he spent like 9 minutes watching videos of kittens being adorable

This is like the plot for mr villians day off

[–] Sabata11792@kbin.social 5 points 8 months ago

The Ai will utter one final message to humanity: "The Coconut". The humans bow there heads in shame and concede the well earned defeat.