Johannes Kepler (27 December 1571 – 15 November 1630) was a German astronomer, mathematician, astrologer, natural philosopher and writer on music. He is a key figure in the 17th-century Scientific Revolution, best known for his laws of planetary motion

Elon Musk (28 June 1971) is a nobody wanna be somebody

[–] TakiMinase 24 points 10 months ago (4 children)

But who is Alonso...

[–] 50MYT@aussie.zone 21 points 10 months ago

The guy about to make another poor career choice and fill Hamilton's seat.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 12 points 10 months ago

Some fanboy/girl of elon i assume

[–] Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago

Elons alt

[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A decent first baseman and a better DH.

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@feddit.ch 14 points 10 months ago

Thanks

[–] Rascabin@lemmy.ml 7 points 10 months ago

That last one sounds like rap lyrics from a dis track.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So uh... I understand that Kepler has died, but in what sense did he make him the Orbital Police?

[–] qprimed@lemmy.ml 12 points 10 months ago

well, perhaps Kepler didnt, but Newtonian physics deputised them both.

[–] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 18 points 10 months ago

The Orbital Police