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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 210 points 9 months ago (7 children)

If a typo can change a stock this much then the whole stock market is fraud.

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 79 points 9 months ago

Noooo?! These guys wear suits and ties, so it's super cereal.

[–] roguetrick@kbin.social 14 points 9 months ago

Eh, they're off hours traders anyway. They're gambling speculators by definition. Who cares about 'em.

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 11 points 9 months ago

The market is only real because people believe in it. Unless you plan to be on the board of a company, the stock is worth exactly the expected dividend, which most stocks no longer pay. There is no intrinsic value to a stock… people will pay you a spot price today only because of the expectation they will sell at a higher price later. Without that belief, there is no value.

[–] anarchyrabbit@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Retail traders have zero chance against the big corps and hedgies. Manipulation is rife

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If misreported data makes the system not work, that just means the system’s designed to work on real information not fake information.

[–] Emotional_Sandwich@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

How is a system supposed to know if self reported information is accurate or not? The stock market fluctuates based on bad info all the time.

[–] ieatpillowtags@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In theory these kinds of disclosures are heavily regulated, and there are consequences for reporting incorrect info. I’m curious to see if that holds true here.

[–] Emotional_Sandwich@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Good point. I guess we'll see where this goes.

[–] magikmw@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

We had more concrete evidence of that for a long time.