Carnival float from yesterday's parade in Cologne
Edit: Düsseldorf, apparently. But Kölsch is still better than Alt
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2024
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Bold of German to assume that this guy could use a pair of scissors
Wish he would run with scissors :)
I doubt he can run.
Well stumbling and falling face down on the scissors is fine with me
They say being struck by lightning is an act of god.
Do you think the secret service would notice, if I set up giant Tesla coils near his rally podium?
If you paint his face on it or even a mirror in front he would probably even touch it
Hmm, reminds me of a great Weird Al album...
A "great Weird Al album" is a bit redundant, isn't it?