ProfessorProteus

When I read your comment, I internalized "sorted" as "sordid." I guess either one works!

What's their next attack target, puppies?

Remember the time one of those shitheads shot and killed her own dog?

I was talking to a friend the other day and trying to convey how good that fight looks. In some ways it's kind of cliché (the narrative flips on the "lightning" switch for effect), but it's so well-done that it doesn't matter. If you let yourself get swept up in the story, it's so damn tense and emotional. And the music, oh my god...

Off-topic, but I finally beat TotK the other day and the experience was utterly transcendent. I'm still blown away. They seriously made up for the deflated final fight in BotW, and then some.

Name checks ou- well, not really...

Ramble on!

I don't think I could find it, but there's a different, older version of this meme with the same pic. The punchline is indeed the first part of this one, but it was done in a much more subtle way and didn't ruin the joke by spelling it out with "murder instead of suicide."

Shame on whoever stole the joke and then not only told it badly, but ended it with necrophilia.

I haven't used it in a while, so I don't know if it still works, but the one I had is called Buycott.

I was gonna diagnose you with Vinny Derangement Syndrome, but either you're exactly right, or I have it too

Chrono Trigger is my favorite game of all time.

Every day I pray to whatever benevolent god(s) are out there that CT is never remade/remastered.

If it is, I hope it's everything you want it to be, but I know I won't be touching it.

Teal'c, isn't that hot?

Completely unrelated, but your comment reminded me of this old meme that always cracked me up

"We apologize for the apology. Those responsible for demanding it have been sacked."

Hmm, reminds me of another republican tv-host-turned-president 🤔