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Anon watches youtube in 2024 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lightnegative@lemmy.world 65 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Would it make more sense if they were labelled "YouTube Dopamine Hits" ?

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 46 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Is it even a dopamine hit though? I watched a handful of them and they all seemed to just be someone yelling at the camera for 5 seconds, then a 5 second shot of whatever the hell they were yelling about, then 10 to 15 seconds of them asking me to like and subscribe.

[–] ElectroVagrant@lemmy.world 34 points 7 months ago (1 children)

noisy gifs

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Like this?

[–] WeLoveCastingSpellz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 7 months ago

this pic goes so incredibly hard

[–] Snowpix@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

No, that actually took effort and creativity to make. Not enough bombardment of emojis and TTS.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

I use shorts for cute animal videos, that's their only legitimate purpose imo

[–] phorq@lemmy.ml 7 points 7 months ago

Would that make a list of shorts a line? Can I snort them?