Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 9 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] PixellatedDave@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well I would go to the loo then brush my teeth and then have a shower.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You party animal!

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You monster! Teeth brushing and shower should occur before sleep, not after! :)

[–] melmi@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You don't brush your teeth in the morning too?

[–] threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Only after breakfast. Brushing your teeth before you eat is like wiping your butt before you poop.